{"title":"Fuck Water","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you’re going out on the town or staying in alone, you’re never flying solo with FuckWater at your side.\u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fuck-water-silicone","title":"Fuck Water Silicone","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eStill slick on him with the shower running\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eFuck Water Silicone is a waterproof silicone lube for your ass, his cock and your toys: it doesn't dry out and stays slippery even under water. It's latex-friendly, with vitamin E and aloe in a short ingredient list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eBottoms who like long sessions and getting fucked in the shower or tub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eThe casita shower in Palm Springs is big enough for two, and he already has you facing the tile. A few clear drops on his fingers, then down his cock, and the spray hammering on both of you doesn't touch the slick. Out by the pool, nobody has noticed you're gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilicone doesn't evaporate the way water does, so your hole stays slick without a top-up every few minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStays slippery under water: riding him in the tub, bent over in the shower, wherever you get wet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVitamin E and aloe sit alongside three silicones on the label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt makes floors slippery. Believe them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eSilicone lube sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree bottles of the same formula. Silicone goes further than water-based, so start with a few drops on your hole and his cock and add only when you need to. The 2 oz is the travel size for his place; the 8 oz is for guys who bottom in the shower on the regular.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2 oz (60 ml)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTravel, or a first try\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4 oz (120 ml)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe nightstand bottle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e8 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRegular bottoming\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use silicone lube\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStart with a few drops on your fingers; it spreads thin and goes a long way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork it around and into your hole, then over his cock or the outside of a latex condom on him. With a silicone toy, spot-test the base first.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn the shower, keep the bottle and your hands away from the floor; water won't rinse spills away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash it off your ass and his cock with soap and water afterward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eWash off with soap and water. Use within 24 months of opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety\u003c\/strong\u003eCan make floors and surfaces very slippery. May react with some silicone toys: spot-test the bottom or base of the toy first. If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fuck Water","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":7399101792290,"sku":"7289-32","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":7399103561762,"sku":"7289-34","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":7399103594530,"sku":"7289-38","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/fuck-water-silicone.jpg?v=1762198251"},{"product_id":"fuck-water-h2o","title":"Fuck Water H2O","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eStill slick when you flip\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eFuck Water H2O is a glycerin-free water-based lube that stays slick in your ass and on his cock for a long time and never dries sticky. It's paraben-free, latex-friendly, non-staining and cleans up with water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eVers guys who take turns, and anyone done with lube that turns tacky halfway through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eYou topped first; now he wants his turn, and you're on your back with your legs up. The palmful from round one is still slick on both of you, so nobody has to reach for the bottle. The lube is holding up better than either of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlycerin-free, so it stays slippery in your ass instead of drying to a tacky film\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt to last: it's long-lasting, so the bottle can stay capped longer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaben-free, latex-friendly and non-staining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains a little dimethicone, so spot-test silicone toys before you commit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eWater-based lube sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne formula in four bottles, from a 2 oz travel size to a 16 oz refill. Start with a small amount on his cock or your hole and add as you go; it lasts, so you'll use less than you think. Not sure which to pick? Ask Adam in the chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTry it, or pack it\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe nightstand bottle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e8 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRegular rotation\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e16 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStocking up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use water-based lube\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlip the cap, squeeze a small amount into your palm and warm it between your fingers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork it into your hole, over his cock, onto the toy or the outside of the condom; add more only when the glide slows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith silicone toys, test a small hidden spot first, since the formula contains dimethicone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRinse off with warm water when you're done.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__closing\"\u003eFor when spit and courage aren't enough, as the bottle itself admits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eCleans up easily with water and won't stain. Use within 24 months of opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety\u003c\/strong\u003eIf irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fuck Water","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":28560112222242,"sku":"7289-02","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":28560112189474,"sku":"7289-04","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":28560112156706,"sku":"7289-08","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":28560112123938,"sku":"7289-16","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/fuck-water-h2o.jpg?v=1762198305"},{"product_id":"fuck-water-clear-h2o","title":"Fuck Water Clear H2O","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eClear, unscented, for your cock and your hole\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eFuck Water Clear is a fragrance-free water-based lube with glycerin for a wet, slick glide on your cock, your hole or his, and it washes off with water. It works with latex, polyisoprene and polyurethane condoms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eOne honest everyday bottle for jerking off and for sex with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eLaundry day, and his hoodie got pulled out of the pile because it still smells like him. He's back Thursday; you're not waiting until Thursday. Hoodie on, nothing else, the clear bottle from the nightstand, and the folding can wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance-free: no candy smell, no perfume, nothing announcing itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlycerin leads the ingredient list for a wet, slick glide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompatible with latex, polyisoprene and polyurethane condoms, so it's fine on his\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort ingredient list: glycerin, water, cellulose gum and two parabens (methyl and propyl)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eWater-based lube sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame formula in four bottles. Start with a small amount and reapply as needed, so the bottle goes further than you'd think. The 2 oz travels to his place; the 16 oz is for guys who've counted how often they reach for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2 oz (60 ml)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTravel or a first try\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4 oz (120 ml)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe nightstand bottle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e8 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRegular use\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e16 oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStocking up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use water-based lube\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApply a small amount to your cock, your hole, or the outside of the condom on his cock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpread it with your hand so it warms up to skin temperature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReapply whenever it starts to drag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRinse off with water when you're done.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eStore at room temperature away from sunlight with the cap closed. Check the date; discard if the texture or smell changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety\u003c\/strong\u003eIf irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician. Very slippery on surfaces; clean spills immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fuck Water","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":28560155803682,"sku":"7289-22","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz","offer_id":28560155836450,"sku":"7289-24","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":28560155869218,"sku":"7289-28","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":28560155901986,"sku":"7289-26","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/fuck-water-clear-h2o.jpg?v=1762198306"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/collections\/Screen_Shot_2019-05-22_at_5.36.42_PM.png?v=1748451743","url":"https:\/\/muscle-bum.myshopify.com\/collections\/fuck-water.oembed","provider":"Adam's Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}