{"title":"Mugs \u0026 Cups","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dicky-chug-big-sports-bottle-20-oz-glow-in-the-dark","title":"Dicky Chug Big Sports Bottle - 20 oz Glow in the Dark","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eTwenty ounces, sipped from the tip\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA glow in the dark penis water bottle: a 20 oz sports bottle shaped like a cock and balls, with a screw cap and a bendy straw coming out of the head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003ePride, circuit nights and gay friends who laugh first and drink second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003ePride block party after dark, the DJ booth lit pink, and yours is the only cock in the crowd glowing on its own. Three guys ask where you got it. One asks for a sip, and you hand it over and hold eye contact the whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShaped like a cock and balls, faint veins included, in plastic that glows in the dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds 20 oz, enough for a long set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScrew cap and bendy straw at the head, so every sip comes from the tip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003ePenis water bottle size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size: 20 oz (about 590 ml), and the shaft and balls are the whole bottle, so it's a lot of cock to carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use a glow in the dark penis water bottle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnscrew the black cap at the head and fill the shaft through the opening.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScrew the cap back on and bend the straw to your mouth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeave it under a lamp or in the sun before you go out, so it glows once the lights drop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eHand wash with warm, soapy water and let it dry fully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":null,"offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":15262095172,"sku":"HP2333","price":11.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/dicky-chug-big-sports-bottle-20-oz-glow-in-the-dark.jpeg?v=1762197948"}],"url":"https:\/\/muscle-bum.myshopify.com\/collections\/mugs-cups.oembed","provider":"Adam's Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}