{"title":"Novelties","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"rainbow-pecker-straws-pack-of-10","title":"Rainbow Pecker Straws Pack of 10","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eTen little rainbow cocks to sip through\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eRainbow penis straws, ten to a pack: plastic drinking straws striped in Pride colors, topped with a red cock and balls, and the cock is the end your lips go around. A party novelty for Pride, birthdays and the guys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003ePride pregames and gay bachelor parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003ePride pregame at yours: the punch is mostly vodka and the guys are mostly glitter. Everyone gets a straw, and nobody manages to suck through a little red cock with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMolded red cock and balls at the top, striped red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple below\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTen to a pack, so the whole table gets one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic and light, priced to hand out without a second thought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery photo of your drinks becomes a group-chat event\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003ePenis straw size guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size, ten straws per pack. Hosting a crowd? Count one pack per ten guys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use penis straws\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePop them off the card and rinse each one before the first round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStand one in every glass, cock end up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrap your lips around the head and sip. Straight faces optional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__closing\"\u003eThe only cock at the party everyone gets a turn on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eThey're plastic party straws; rinse with warm, soapy water after use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Adam's Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7398144737314,"sku":"HP3250","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/rainbow-pecker-straws-pack-of-10.jpg?v=1759251490"},{"product_id":"light-up-rainbow-pecker-shot-glass","title":"Light Up Rainbow Pecker Shot Glass","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003ePride, one shot at a time\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA light-up pecker shot glass: a plastic shot glass in rainbow stripes with a little cock molded inside, lit from the base. Batteries are included and it hangs on a string, so it stays with you all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003ePride pre-games, drag nights and the guy who always buys the round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eMidnight before the parade, the Pride float is half glitter and half zip ties, and the boys are running on cheap tequila. One glass glows on its string, the little cock inside lit up like a lighthouse. It is, everyone agrees, the only dick at the party that turns on when asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA little pecker molded into the bottom of the cup, lit from below so his cock glows through every shot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRainbow stripes from rim to base: the Pride flag in a size you can hold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang string attached, so it stays on you instead of lost on the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBatteries included, and the pack is a try-me, so you can see the light before it leaves the shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eLight-up pecker shot glass size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size, a regular shot glass shape. It's plastic, not glass, despite the name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use a light-up pecker shot glass\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake it out of the pack; the batteries are already inside the base, under the little pecker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight it up, pour, loop the string over your wrist, and toast the boys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRinse the cup after and let it dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eThe light and batteries sit in the base, so hand rinse the cup rather than soaking it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Adam's Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7398148505634,"sku":"HP2969","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/light-up-rainbow-pecker-shot-glass.jpg?v=1762198246"},{"product_id":"rainbow-mens-thong","title":"Rainbow Men's Thong","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003ePride stripes, front and centre\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA rainbow Pride thong in stretchy cotton: a rainbow-striped pouch for your cock and balls, a rainbow waistband, and a thong back that leaves your ass out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eGuys who wear the flag under their cut-offs at Pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003ePride picnic, one blanket, six guys and a questionable sangria. Your cut-offs ride low enough that the striped waistband shows, and two strangers ask where you got the flag. You tell them it's a thong, and the blanket gets two guys bigger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRainbow stripes on both the pouch and the waistband, so it reads as Pride from any angle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStretchy cotton pouch that holds your cock and balls snug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThong back: your ass is out and your tan lines are your business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives boxed, which makes it an easy Pride gift for your boyfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eRainbow thong size guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size: it's a stretchy one size fits all. The cotton gives at the waist and in the pouch; if you want a measured fit, a thong sold in waist sizes is the better type, or ask Adam in the chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to wear a Pride thong\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStep in and pull the striped waistband up to sit on your hips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSettle your cock and balls into the pouch so the stripes lie straight across the front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the back strip sits straight between your cheeks, then let the waistband peek over your shorts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eMachine washable; wash cold and hang to dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Adam's Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7398152208418,"sku":"HP2980","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/rainbow-mens-thong.jpg?v=1762198247"},{"product_id":"rainbow-pecker-party-confetti-gun","title":"Rainbow Pecker Party Confetti Gun","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eRainbow peckers, fired on cue\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA penis confetti gun: the barrel is a yellow cock and balls, and every pull of the trigger fires a burst of shiny rainbow pecker confetti. Two six-chamber cartridges come in the pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eGay birthdays, Pride parties and the moment the groom kisses the groom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eYour boyfriend's 30th at the gay bar, and the queen calls him up on stage for a birthday number. You're front row with the gun raised. One pull, a burst of rainbow peckers, and half of it lands in his drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe barrel is a cock and balls, exactly as subtle as it sounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFires shiny rainbow confetti shaped like little peckers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo purple six-chamber cartridges, loaded revolver style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue trigger, one burst per pull\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003ePenis confetti gun: what's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne hand-held gun with a cock-and-balls barrel and two six-chamber cartridges; it shoots six bursts of confetti or streamers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use a penis confetti gun\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the gun at the top, just behind the cock-and-balls barrel, and seat one cartridge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAim up and over his head and pull the blue trigger once for each burst.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSwap in the second cartridge for the encore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eKeep it dry and store it somewhere cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Adam's Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7398156304418,"sku":"HP3201","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/rainbow-pecker-party-confetti-gun.jpg?v=1759251495"},{"product_id":"this-is-gay-stripe-gift-bag","title":"This Is Gay Stripe Gift Bag","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eThe bag says it first\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA large Pride gift bag in diagonal rainbow stripes with THIS IS GAY across the front, printed on both sides, with white cord handles. Room for a dildo, a bottle of lube and the card you'll pretend you didn't write.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eGifting a toy to your best friend, a date or your boyfriend, with zero subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eHis birthday drinks, corner booth at the gay bar, and the rainbow bag lands between the cocktails. He reads the front, peeks at the dildo you picked for his ass, and tells the whole booth it's a candle. Nobody believes him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRainbow stripes and THIS IS GAY on both sides, so it reads from either direction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge enough to stand a boxed dildo or stroker upright with lube beside it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite cord handles for carrying it through a crowded bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTruth in packaging, for once: whatever's inside is going on his cock or up your ass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003ePride gift bag size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size, large: 13 in tall, 9.6 in wide and 4.5 in deep. Measure the box of the dildo or stroker you're giving; anything inside those numbers goes in standing up, and a longer box can sit at an angle with tissue on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to pack a Pride gift bag\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the gift box against 13 x 9.6 x 4.5 in before you buy the toy that goes in it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeaviest first: the dildo or stroker box flat against the back, lube and condoms in front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTissue on top so the front stays the headline, and hand it over by the cords.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kush kards llc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49948838330651,"sku":"KK-GB-TIG-STRIPE","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/KK-GB-TIG-STRIPE.jpg?v=1762201313"},{"product_id":"born-this-gay-pride-large-gift-bag","title":"Born This Gay Pride Large Gift Bag","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eBorn this gay, wrapped accordingly\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA large Pride gift bag in a rainbow gradient with BORN THIS GAY printed on both sides in fat white letters, plus white cord handles. Room for a boxed dildo, a plug and lube, or the cock ring he keeps hinting about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eBirthday and Pride gifts for gay friends, boyfriends and the guy you're seeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eYour friend's fortieth, the gay bar's back room, the DJ playing nothing recorded after 2009. Your bag says BORN THIS GAY in letters he can read from the bar, and under the tissue is a plug and a bottle of lube. He opens it at the table anyway, because of course he does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on both sides, so the message lands whichever way he holds it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA rainbow gradient from purple and pink through orange to yellow and green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTall enough for a boxed toy standing up, with lube beside it and tissue on top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite cord handles; bring your own tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003ePride gift bag size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size: 13 in tall, 9.6 in wide and 4.5 in deep (about 33 x 24 x 11 cm). It takes a boxed dildo, a plug or a cock ring with lube alongside; if the toy box is long, measure it against 13 in first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to wrap a gift in a pride gift bag\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStand the heaviest piece on the bottom first: the boxed dildo, the harness, the bottle of lube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack tissue around the plug or cock ring so nothing rattles, and leave a fan of it at the top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand it over by the cord handles, print facing him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kush kards llc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49948838691099,"sku":"KK-GB-BORNTHISGAY","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/KK-GB-BORNTHISGAY.jpg?v=1762201318"},{"product_id":"master-series-rope-teddy-bear-plush","title":"Master Series Rope Teddy Bear Plush","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eA bear who knows the ropes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA bondage teddy bear: a plush brown bear tied in black rope across his chest and wearing a faux leather blindfold. A soft wink at your rope life, for your bed or for the guy who ties you up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eRope bottoms, rope tops and the bears who love them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eThe last knot comes loose and he coils the rope over the bedpost while you lie there with marks across your chest and nowhere to be. He tucks the little tied-up bear under your arm, blindfold and all. You both agree the bear took it better than you did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTied in a black twisted-rope chest harness that crosses the front and wraps the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFaux leather blindfold on an elastic strap, so the bear stays in the dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlaid ears and paws on soft brown plush: a cuddly toy to most guests, a flag to the right guy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for aftercare: something soft to hold while he unties you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eBondage teddy bear size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size, about 9 in tall sitting, 6.4 in wide and 5.1 in deep. Big enough to hold after a scene, small enough for a nightstand or the top of your rope bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to give a bondage teddy bear\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSit it on the bed or the shelf where your rope and harness live.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand it over after a scene, while he's untying you or you're untying him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr gift it to your rope top, your rope bottom, or the friend at the leather bar who still claims he's vanilla.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eSpot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap and let it air dry. It is polyester plush with PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Xr llc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49949418193179,"sku":"XRAH218","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/XRAH218.jpg?v=1762201355"},{"product_id":"master-series-the-flasher-exhibitionist-teddy-bear","title":"Master Series The Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eA bear in leather, flashing the room\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA gay gag gift teddy bear: a brown plush bear in a black vegan leather trench coat, holding it wide open to flash his cock at whoever unwraps him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eThe bear in your group chat, or a leather-night gift that needs to win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eLeather bar coat check, Saturday, and you're handing over a gift bag instead of a jacket. The guy behind the counter peeks in, laughs, and asks if the bear's checking his coat too. No chance; this one only ever opens it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDressed for the leather bar: a belted black vegan leather trench with studs and a silver buckle across the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlashes a small flesh-tone cock front and center, with the smug little smile of a bear who knows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds his coat open himself, ready for the bar shelf, the nightstand or his headboard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNickel-free metal hardware on the coat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eGag gift teddy bear size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size. He stands upright on his own feet, sized for a shelf or a nightstand rather than your whole bed. If he needs to fit a particular gift box, ask Adam in the chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to give a gay gag gift bear\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox him facing away, so the first thing they see is the studded back of the leather coat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet them turn him around in front of everyone; the reveal is the gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGive him a spot with a view of the action: the bar shelf, the nightstand, the top of his gear chest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eSpot clean with a damp cloth; ask Adam in the chat before washing him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Xr llc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49949418225947,"sku":"XRAH522","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/XRAH522.jpg?v=1762201355"},{"product_id":"master-series-glow-show-bear-exhibitionist-teddy-bear-w-gid-penis","title":"Master Series Teddy Bear Exhibitionist with Glow Penis","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eLeather daddy, plush edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA gay gag gift teddy bear: a brown plush bear in a black vegan leather coat, holding it open to flash a small glow-in-the-dark cock. A joke for the shelf, not a sex toy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eThe bear friend who already owns every harness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eYour friend's birthday at the leather bar, and the gift bag goes in with the coat check. By midnight the bear is on the bar, coat open, cock glowing, and three guys in harnesses are queuing for a photo. He's the only one in the room wearing more leather than the birthday boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vegan leather coat with snaps, a belted back and a buckle, held wide open at the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA small glow-in-the-dark cock: give it some light and it shows up when the lights go down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gag gift for gay men with a sense of humour: it goes on his nightstand, never in bed with you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eGay gag gift teddy bear size guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size. The glowing cock is decorative, not anything you use. If size matters for your shelf, ask Adam in the chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to give a gay gag gift teddy bear\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeave the bear under a lamp or in daylight for a while so the cock charges up and glows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand it over, then kill the lights.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__closing\"\u003eOut, proud, and dressed for the Eagle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Xr llc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49949418258715,"sku":"XRAH530","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/XRAH530a.jpg?v=1762201357"}],"url":"https:\/\/muscle-bum.myshopify.com\/collections\/novelties.oembed","provider":"Adam's Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}