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One asks for a sip, and you hand it over and hold eye contact the whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShaped like a cock and balls, faint veins included, in plastic that glows in the dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds 20 oz, enough for a long set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScrew cap and bendy straw at the head, so every sip comes from the tip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003ePenis water bottle size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size: 20 oz (about 590 ml), and the shaft and balls are the whole bottle, so it's a lot of cock to carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to use a glow in the dark penis water bottle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnscrew the black cap at the head and fill the shaft through the opening.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScrew the cap back on and bend the straw to your mouth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeave it under a lamp or in the sun before you go out, so it glows once the lights drop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eHand wash with warm, soapy water and let it dry fully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":null,"offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":15262095172,"sku":"HP2333","price":11.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/dicky-chug-big-sports-bottle-20-oz-glow-in-the-dark.jpeg?v=1762197948"},{"product_id":"horny-gummy-men-candy","title":"Horny Gummy Men Candy","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eSmall, fruity and very hung\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eHorny Gummy Men are naughty gummy candy: fruit-flavored jelly men, ripped, grinning and showing off a cock far too big for their size. A boxed gag gift for the guys or the party bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eGag gifts for the guys, Pride parties and a groom's last night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003eThree hours into the Pride float build, the glue gun is winning and morale is not. You pass the box round and the guys start comparing who got the best-hung one. 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