{"title":"Realistic Dildos","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow realistic can a dildo get? That's a point of contention amongst many sex toy stores. At Adam's toy box, our hand picked selection eliminates this question completely. It's irrelevant to us! All of our dildos are simply amazing! We hand-pick the most valuable toys, with utmost care while at the same time keeping customers' needs in mind. Here you will find lifelike, realistic dildos that are manufactured with 100% safe material. They feel real, are real to the touch and some even have lifelike veins. They're loads of fun! So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and pick one up we're sure you'll love it!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"blush-hung-rider-hammer-10-dildo-w-suction-cup","title":"Blush Hung Rider Hammer 10\" Dildo w\/Suction Cup","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalling all the REAL size queens out there. 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A set of realistic, bouncy balls sits at the base and fell great bouncing against your ass. This dildo also sports an incredibly life-like texture and realistic head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Blush X5 5 Cock wFlexible Spine\" src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/BL57563d.jpg?v=1523977356\" style=\"float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The silky-soft shaft features a poseable internal core that allows you to achieve custom angles to help you hit the perfect spot every time. It's also harness compatible and features a suction cup base, so it's great for solo play or fun with partners.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e This dildo is phthalate-free, body safe, and non-allergenic. When it's time to clean up, it couldn't be easier. All you need is a little of your favorite sex toy cleaner or some soap, a little warm water, and some time to dry before storing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: X-5 (TPE Blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate-Free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-Allergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRealistic Design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePoseable Core\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuction Cup Base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHarness Compatible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-To-Clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLength: 4.75 (12.065 cm.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiameter: 2.20 ( 5.588 cm.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for a good beginner's toy or you just like a realistic, average-sized cock, you won't want to miss out on this awesome dildo!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blush Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7201098498082,"sku":"BL57563","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/blush-x5-5-dildo-with-flexible-spine.jpg?v=1762198233"},{"product_id":"king-cock-6-cock-with-balls","title":"King Cock 6\" Cock with Balls","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRealistic ride. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePipedream's King Cock 6\" Cock with Balls is made from latex free and phthalate free PVC developed as RealDeal lifelike skin. 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