{"product_id":"intymendistortion-brief","title":"Intymen Distortion Brief","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"atb-copy__headline\"\u003eMelted smileys, low on the hips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__does\"\u003eA printed men's bikini brief from Intymen: white fabric covered in melting smiley faces, a low printed waistband, high-cut legs and a seamed pouch that holds your cock and balls forward. The fabric is light enough to hint at skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__best\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003eGuys who want a full pouch, a low rise and a print that does the flirting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__scene\"\u003ePhone propped on the bookshelf, ten-second timer, a studio apartment tidied for nobody. The melted smileys look like they know something, and by take nine so do you. The one you post to the app is the one where you're laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"atb-copy__points\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllover melted-smiley line print, black on white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim printed waistband with a small Intymen label at the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-cut legs that open up your hips and thighs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamed contour pouch holds your package forward, and the light fabric hints at what's in it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"atb-copy__size\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eMen's bikini brief size guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntymen sizes by waist: S 27 to 29 in, M 30 to 32 in, L 33 to 35 in, XL 36 to 38 in. The 89% polyester, 11% spandex fabric stretches over your cock and balls, so size by waist. Falling in the gap between two sizes? Ask Adam in the chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWaist\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 to 29 in (68 to 73 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 to 32 in (75 to 80 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 to 35 in (83 to 88 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 to 38 in (90 to 95 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eHow to wear a men's bikini brief\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"atb-copy__steps\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull it on and set the waistband low on your hips, label at the front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSettle your cock and balls into the pouch so the centre seam runs straight down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth the leg openings up over your hip bones.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash cold, no bleach, no iron, no tumble dryer; hang it to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"atb-copy__label\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"atb-copy__care\"\u003eMachine wash cold. Do not bleach. Hang to dry. No iron, no tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Intymen","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":49724991766811,"sku":"INJ071-Print-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49724991799579,"sku":"INJ071-Print-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49724991865115,"sku":"INJ071-Print-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":49724991832347,"sku":"INJ071-Print-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/files\/intymen-inj071-distortion-brief-print-M.jpg?v=1762200764","url":"https:\/\/muscle-bum.myshopify.com\/products\/intymendistortion-brief","provider":"Adam's Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}