{"product_id":"lube-me-up","title":"Lube Me Up!","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLube me up Scotty...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTo boldly go where the sun don’t shine, you need lube and plenty of it. The back door frontier does not lubricate enough naturally. Thus, to augment the lubrication, one needs to add lube in the mix. Going dry, aside from being unpleasant, can be dangerous as well and it might cause tears back there. To prevent or reduce the chances of this from happening, lube is a requisite step before any penetration. Buttfuck more and prosper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWHAT'S INCLUDED:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant - 100 ml Bottle \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e($21.78)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSpunk Hybrid Lube - 8 oz \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e($16.12)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube - 1 oz Clear \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e($9.99)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine \u0026amp; Paraben Free - 4.2 oz \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e($16.75)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRegular combined price: \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e$64.64\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFun Pack price: \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e$54 (10.65 savings)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBefore you send in the landing party down that hole, you must ensure that the entry goes smoothly. To achieve this, you must use lube and don’t be stingy about it. Lube Me Up is a selection of lube you may need. First up is the Pjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant. It is made specifically for anal sex and it is even enriched with jojoba. Next one is Spunk Hybrid Lube. It is water based but it offers the lasting effects of silicone and it even looks and feels like real cum. Third on the list is the Bottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube. Finally, we have the Sliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine \u0026amp; Paraben Free. It is a vegan gel that emulates the human body’s natural lubrication.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p7\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant - 100 ml Bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLubricate before you penetrate.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant is a silicone based lube enriched with relaxing jojoba. The formulation soothes and moisturises the skin while delivering that extra glide. It is also a long-lasting formula that leaves skin soft and smooth. You may also use this product to provide extra moisture to any part of the body. Enjoy anal sex in comfort and get lubed up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSilicone-based \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEnriched with relaxing jojoba\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100 ml\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRelax and enjoy the ride. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p7\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSpunk Hybrid Lube - 8 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet it slide.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSpunk Hybrid Lube is a long lasting water based hybrid lube. The product looks and feels like cum but it won’t get sticky and will not stain the sheets. There is no chemical smell and taste and it is easy to clean. You can use it safely with toys and it is also condom friendly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWater based \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHybrid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLooks and feels like CUM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLong lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWon’t get sticky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNon-staining\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNo chemical smell or taste\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCondom friendly and safe with toys\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEasy to clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e8 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHybrid performance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube - 1 oz Clear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumb it before pounding it. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Bottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube is not just a water based lubricant but it is also a numbing agent for your bottom. Anal sex can be uncomfortable. Training helps a lot but in a pinch, a little help is always welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIngredients: Cellulose Gum, Diazolidnyl Urea, Glycerin, Isopentyldiol, Methylparaben, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Purified Water (Aqua)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWater based\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e1 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eClear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eChoose comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p6\"\u003eSliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine \u0026amp; Paraben Free - 4.2 oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eVegan and natural.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine \u0026amp; Paraben Free is a water based soluble anal gel. It is a 100% vegan product that feels like your body’s natural lubrication. It is body safe, glycerine free, paraben free, hypoallergenic, and non-toxic. The product is also rubber, latex and plastic friendly. Drop a few globs with ease using the push top bottle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eVegan \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWater based\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSoluble anal gel \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLike natural lubrication\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRubber, latex, and plastic friendly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGlycerine Free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eParaben Free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHypoallergenic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNon-toxic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePush top bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e4.2 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBe free, embrace the comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adam's Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":16566458308,"sku":"ABT-0010","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3304\/products\/lube-me-up.jpg?v=1762197992","url":"https:\/\/muscle-bum.myshopify.com\/products\/lube-me-up","provider":"Adam's Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}