This Is Gay Rainbow Gift Bag

Says it before he opens it

A pink gay gift bag with THIS IS GAY in chunky black letters over a rainbow, black sides and white cord handles. It holds the toy, the lube or the jockstrap you're giving him, and announces the theme from across the room.

Best forPride gifts, his birthday, and any toy that deserves a wrapper as loud as it is.

Queer bookshop, Pride week, and the guy at the gift-wrap counter is boxing the book you bought him. You hand over your own bag. He reads THIS IS GAY, watches you slide a cock ring in behind the book, and says the bag is underselling it.

• Says the obvious in bubble letters, so the card can just say happy birthday
• A full rainbow arc on pink, with black sides that keep it sharp on a gift table
• White cord handles to carry it into the bar without crushing the top
• Printed on both sides, so it reads right whichever way you set it down

How to wrap a toy in a gay gift bag

1. Heavy thing first: the toy or the lube, flat on the bottom.
2. Jockstrap, card or tissue on top, so his first look is a reveal.
3. Carry it by the cord handles, slogan out, all the way across the bar.

Care

Keep it dry and fold it flat to reuse.