This Is Gay Stripe Gift Bag

The bag says it first

A large Pride gift bag in diagonal rainbow stripes with THIS IS GAY across the front, printed on both sides, with white cord handles. Room for a dildo, a bottle of lube and the card you'll pretend you didn't write.

Best forGifting a toy to your best friend, a date or your boyfriend, with zero subtlety.

His birthday drinks, corner booth at the gay bar, and the rainbow bag lands between the cocktails. He reads the front, peeks at the dildo you picked for his ass, and tells the whole booth it's a candle. Nobody believes him.

• Rainbow stripes and THIS IS GAY on both sides, so it reads from either direction
• Large enough to stand a boxed dildo or stroker upright with lube beside it
• White cord handles for carrying it through a crowded bar
• Truth in packaging, for once: whatever's inside is going on his cock or up your ass

How to pack a Pride gift bag

1. Check the gift box against 13 x 9.6 x 4.5 in before you buy the toy that goes in it.
2. Heaviest first: the dildo or stroker box flat against the back, lube and condoms in front.
3. Tissue on top so the front stays the headline, and hand it over by the cords.